Lamborghini Vs. Subaru WRX

Can you guess who wins? Here's a hint: The Subaru has aftermarket parts on it.

SUBARU vs LAMB !

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Note: The song they play SUCKS


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Lego Art

I couldn't find any info on the artist or why he did this, so I assume it was just done for fun, or he is preparing to be an architect for legotopolis. And what is legotopolis? Top secret, thats what.













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The IRS requires you pay taxes on stolen goods

Taken from page 90 of publication 17 of the IRS tax filing guidelines, it states:

Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless in the same year, you return it to its rightful owner.

View the PDF by clicking here. Warning: it is 295 pages and quite a large file.

Dance party at Abercrombie

Cool Illusion

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Bizarre facts

• Lawn darts are illegal in Canada.
• The three winter months in the southern hemisphere are June, July and August.
• Did you know...
  Wine will spoil if exposed to light, hence tinted bottles.
• Did you know...
  A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in relation to its size.
• Did you know...
  A female ferret can die if she goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
• Earthworms have 5 hearts.
• A crocodile can open and close its jaw but cannot move it side to side.
• Goats do not have upper front teeth.
• If a lobster loses an eye or a claw it can usually grow a new one.
• Iguanas can recognize their human handlers and greet them differently, compared with strangers. Adam Sandler and Bill Gates rank number 1 and 2 among the most popular role models with male college freshmen.
• George Washington died after being bled by leeches.
• George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
• A meteor has only destroyed one satellite, which was the European Space Agency's Olympus in 1993.
• Google receives more than 200 million search queries a day, more than half of which come from outside the United States. Peak traffic hours to google.com are between 6 a.m. and noon PST, when more than 2,000 search queries are answered a second.
• The United States has paved enough roads to circle the Earth over 150 times.

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Truly a tragedy

Words to live by

Childrens letters to God

Just a good reminder of how dumb innocent children are.

Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? Lucy

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita

Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. -Bruce

Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. -Sam

Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. -Ruth M.

Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! -DJ

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Top 20 Homicides

Every year, the F.B.I. investigates over 36,000 serious crimes including murder & homicide. These are a few of the top 20 ways in which someone was killed:
(Warning: Some of these are quite nasty)

• Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, was killed by his wife, armed with a 20 inch long vibrator. Mrs. Mijtus had had enough of her husband's strange sex practices and one pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.

• Peter Stone, 42 years old, was murdered by his eight year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her father's coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed (Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge
  felt she didn't realize what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later).

• Megan Fri, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town simulation. Seeing the troopers all walking slow down the street, Megan jumped out in front of them and yelled, "Boo!" The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting their target. "She just looked like a very real looking target," one of the troopers stated in his report.

• Helena Simms, wife of the famous American Nuclear Scientist Harold Simms, was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbor. Over a period of three months, Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow with a uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up.

• Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his "two timing wife" by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kilograms of explosive, forming a force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was witnessed by several persons, some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the victim were ever found, only a 55 meter deep crater and 500 meters of missing road.

• Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbor in the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine, aimed at a empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr. Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking this, he invited Miss Winter over "for a cup of coffee and a chat" about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know was that he had changed the position of the engine. As she walked into the yard, he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5000 degrees, killing her
  instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.

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Grapefruit makes women smell younger

A study of smells shows that the scent of grapefruit on women make them seem about six years younger to men. However, grapefruit fragrance on men does nothing for them.

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Steven Wright one liners

Steven Wright played the guy on the couch in half baked and has been a standup comedian for over 16 years. His humor is described as thinking "out of the box." My friend had me listen to one of his C.D.'s a few days ago and if your in the right mood, it can be quite funny.

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... It wasn't doing what I was doing.

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... Perhaps you've seen it.

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

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Bad parent

Evangeline Lilly sucks

From Female first UK:
2nd January 2007 20:00:03

Evangeline Lilly has hinted she will quit 'Lost' unless the show's fans stop hassling her.

The actress is growing weary of the constant attention she receives from followers of the programme and admits she sometimes considers walking away from her role as sexy fugitive Kate in the hit series.

Lilly, who is dating her 'Lost' co-star Dominic Monaghan, said: "I am an incredibly private person, and it's so exhausting to me that everywhere I go people know me or think they know me. If I could act and make the income I make and be anonymous, I would never want to leave the job."

This is not the first time Lilly has complained about her fame.

She previously admitted she would like to go on holiday to a remote island where no one would recognise her because she is so sick of being hounded by fans and the media wherever she goes.

She said: "I want to go somewhere like Mongolia or Timbuktu. Someplace where they don't watch 'Lost'!"

I guess being noticed in public is too much of a price to pay for making millions. Its not like she could buy a secluded house with all that money she makes, that would just be common sense. Also, does she really think she could have landed her lord of the rings boyfriend without being on LOST?

I guess she can always go back to doing phone dating commercials.


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Worst tattoo's ever

I don't really have anything against tattoos, I just don't know of anything I would want drawn on my body that I would enjoy for the rest of my life. When I was five I had a my buddy doll that I loved, but yet today, 17 years later, I could care less about him. Thats basically the point I am trying to make. But lets just go to the pictures to further illustrate my point.

This is the famous story of the lady who sold the space on her forehead for $10,000. Even the tattoo artist begged her not to do it. It's not known if she still has it but what a great deal for Golden Palace. Much better investment than a blogad on PerezHilton for one week. She said she needed it for her child's education. He's probably going to grow up to be an addicted gambler because of all the reminders.

A man goes 132-1 at 135 lb weight class in High School. Man decides to get a tattoo to remind him of his feat. Man ends up a gay rape scene on his arm instead.




I can just imagine this guy at 75 years of age trying to explain to his grandchildren what the bunny is snorting.






No way in hell am I going to make fun of this guy. He is a wonderful man and would love to not be killed by him.







And last but not least, an indian humping a corndog:


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Spiders on drugs

Trust me, you want to watch this.

World's most beautiful waterfall

Jack Brauer took this amazing photo of Plitvicka Waterfalls in Croatia. This is certainly a breathtaking sight and if I was ever going to propose to a girlfriend, I would do it here. Click Here for the larger version.

New Years Panoramas

Panoramas.dk has a great selection of panoramas from the new year from all over the world. You need quicktime to view the pictures but trust me it is worth getting. These photos are amazing and you can view them as 360 degree enviornments, meaning that you feel like you are inside the picture. The below is of Sydney, Australia but the others are better looking.

Video animation

Slightly different Transformers preview

This is the trailer as it first appeared in Japan. You get a couple of different shots in this thing. You also get an intro from Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg. But if your impatient like me, you want to start watching a 1:20.

Marilyn Manson as a 300 year old Pope

I was checking all the latest film sites when I came across this weird movie being developed called "King shot." I'll let the director explain the premise.

Alejandro Jodorowsky:
"It's set at a casino in the middle of the desert and all the gangsters come to gamble. In the desert they find the skeleton of a giant man as big as King Kong,"

Apparently Marilyn Manson is a fan of his work and wanted to be on this project so he will be playing a 300 year old pope. Seems inappropriate but obviously this film will be pretty surreal. Some more info on the movie states that the location of the casino gives off all these amazing mirages, like no one has seen before. They are hoping for a late 2007 release date but I doubt they will make it by then since there is no studio attached to the movie.

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Amazon UK

Now that we've made it through the holidays and into the new year we get to look back on the chaos that was the holiday season. Below is a shot of Amazon UK during its busiest time of the year. Hell of a lot of boxes. Click the picture for a nice panoramic shot.

300 Trailer

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Watching that video gives me goosebumps. It also gets me hard but I didn't feel like sharing that.

If you ever wondered

what would happen if you tried to fly a helicopter without lessons, wonder no more. This hilarious video is of some moron attempting to fly a helicopter without any instruction.



Apparently he was waiting for the flight instructor who warned him "don't touch anything."

Bad marketing

Would you buy this for you child? If you answered yes then you are obviously not paying attention to the picture. Lets examine some of the finer details of this childrens toy.

First I want you to look at the kids on the box. Does something seem a little off? Thats because these kids aren't even playing with the toy because they were photoshopped in!! So I guess kids were so bored playing with this thing they couldn't appear to have fun so they just digitally added some happy kids.

Next, I really want to know why this childrens toy has a logo that features dripping blood. It doesn't seem necessary to put gore on a childrens toy box but apparently thats the direction these marketers wanted to go. And I am not even going to bring up the demon in the corner. ????????



This set also features "blocks!"



Wait a minute. Those "blocks" are cars. OK.

What is railway 1? And why did it need a sequel that doesn't have rails. I can imagine it now:

EXECUTIVE. We need to get the sequel to "Railway I" out right away.
MANAGER. But... all we have ready is a car set.
EXECUTIVE. No time, no time, just change the logo. And Henderson?
MANAGER. Yes sir?
EXECUTIVE. Don't forget the demon.




Flashing Enter?

All right. I'm done making fun of this product. At least it has instructions

Taiwan new year

Toyota commercial

Saw this new toyota commercial and decided to put it up here before it has the chance to annoy you from watching it 500 times on T.V.

Happy New Year!

Sorry I haven't been posting today. I have been trying to get back into the swing of work and it just hasn't been working out. I promise I will post at least two or three more times before the days up but in the meantime just wanted to wish you a good 2007.